Conversation at the dinner table:
Spouse lady: <sigh> I've got to figure out a song to teach the kids at church.
Uncle R. : I know a good one.
Spouse lady: <staring at offspring, ignoring Uncle R.> Hmmmmmm, do you kids know any good songs from school?
Uncle R.: Hey! I've got the perfect song! The kids'll love it!
Spouse lady: Hannah, come on, help me out. What's a good song?
Hannah: Ummmm, I think Dad knows one.
Spouse lady: O...K...<slowly turns to acknowledge U.R.'s presence>
Uncle R.: it's called "the Hannah Song." It's about Hannah.
S. L.: Hmmmmmmmmm. Well, it's not just a song that I need. The hard part is making posters with pictures and words to help the kids learn.
U. R.: Consider it done.